I just saw a hot homeless man
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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