IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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