Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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