There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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