Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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