Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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