guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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