do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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