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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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