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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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