Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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