try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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