Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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