So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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