Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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