seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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