The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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