you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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