cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The uberlube is also flammable
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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