so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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