Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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