That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Green mimosas i think yes
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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