Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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