idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
