Sponge bath it is.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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