belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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