he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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