I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
false alarm, still single
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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