I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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