Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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