its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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