Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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