Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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