what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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