In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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