do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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