Is it because I queefed?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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