I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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