maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
