i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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