The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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