So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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