It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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