i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
