is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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