New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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