She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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