didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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