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Define "chronic" masturbator.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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