Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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