my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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