Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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